Hello, goodbye.

Hello!

before i get into any sappy stuff, i just wanted to wish my darling Sheryl a Happy 17th birthday. She probably won't see this until tomorrow, cuz she's at camp. BUT I LOVE YOU BABY AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS LYING.

To my darling Sheryl. 

Sheryl. freshly turned 17 year old.
To all the guys, she's mine. ;)

I write this to congratulate you on surviving 17 years of life. Almost legal. You're one of the friends i've kept in touch with the longest. This would be our 5th year, i think. Through all the shit we've been through, i know that like whatever happens, we can always turn back to each other. I find it quite cute that we had almost the same portfolios. I'm sorry i couldn't spend your actual birthday with you, but i'll try to make tomorrow as special as possible :D

I'm so lucky to have you as a "girlfriend", and any guy who thinks otherwise can go screw themselves. ;) You're my first and my lover, and whatever happens i'll be here for you :) Have fun with loverboy, all the best for everything. love you to bits. <3 and i can't wait to spend the next three years with you.

(ps. i apologize for all the times i've annoyed you, and all the times i'll annoy you in the future >< )

I called dibs on her first.

So that's done, my sexuality is now being questioned and is probably illegal in 21 states in the US. :D ( But lesbihonest here. when was my sexuality never questioned? ;) )

Holy balls. It's been a long ass time since i've posted. It's now coming to about a week since my prep program ended, and let's just say NPP was a completely different experience to what i was expecting. Legit though. When i first got there, i couldn't wait to get out. First encounter with members of the opposite gender, lessons, new friends, SOCIALISING and worst of all, BOYS. I was ready to get out of that trap even before i stepped in. But 6 weeks passed. Hell, they flew by. And needless to say, i've learnt a lot from the guys here. Sometimes i cant even remember what the hell happened during those 6 weeks. It seems like a blur.

Anywho.

Like all sappy blogs that reminisce about the past and good times long gone, we shall go back to the start: 22 January 2014.

Hello family - Sixist//Splurt <3

So basically. That was the start of school. For the DPA kids anyway. Not sure what on earth happened during those three days, but i remember being so awkward i couldn't really talk to anyone at all. Plus, i was the only kid from my school. It's bad enough that i'm from a girls' school, studying with dudes for the first time. But like Sheryl wasn't with me, and she was the only familiar face i knew at that point of time.

well, to cut the gibber jabber, that's how I met my first family in Poly, and up till now, we're still closer than a pack of wolves. No idea why that was the analogy, but yeah. We're family. :)

family. 

Throughout the 6 weeks, we became closer, with our CULs being really supportive and wonderful as well. I'm so damned thankful for our CULs, and i apologise for being really annoying at times. :S Geez, if not for them, i would have died.  We went out for breakfast and lunches, dinner dates and outings to get fat on ice cream. My diet is completely off track because of you guys. Oh well. love you all. <3

We may have had our fair share of fights and disagreements ( i refer explicitly to the world wide web ;) ) but like without these arguments and petty fights, we wouldn't have grown closer. Hopefully we'll still recognise each other in school and say hi and stuff. It would break my heart to see us drift. :(

Sexy, hot and everything you're not. ;)

After those 3 days, we started proper lessons. I remember being so freaked out to be in a class with... GASP. BOYS. Oh past Audrey what were you thinking? T04 became my next family. Originally, i was kinda bummed out cuz none of my group members were in the same class as me. But i guess that helped to open me up to more people. This also made me part of SPLURT. The rebels against Aware.
Guys, i love you so much i have an album dedicated to you on Hazel. <3

SPLURT

We got so bonded with our teacher, Mr Boon, that he actually went and got our
class henna-ed on his arm. :D

While other classes bonded through helping a certain organisation for service learning module, Splurt bonded by hating that organisation. Let's just say that the entire class would spend most of our time bitching about the people we were helping to our friends, instead of actually helping them. We did go in with an open mind, but i don't think that really helped. oh well. Good experience though. :D ( I guess you could say we were all Aware of the situation we were in ;) )

SPLURT THE AWESOME. 

Through the 6 weeks we jammed together, ate together, and did out assignments together. Geez, if i didn't know any better i would have said out class became a married couple for two weeks. I'm joking, i'm joking. But we did like argue a little here and there, and things were said that could have been phrased in other ways. 

But again, all's well that ends well. I've learnt so much from you guys. I didn't even know the hougang area's so full of underground stuff. Damn. You guys made me see that i was a really REALLY sheltered kid. Geez, i got culture shock twice in the same week from you guys. ( And that was after graduation. )

Victoria's secret models can't compare to this. 

I'm too lazy to spam photos now, It's nearly one in the morning. so i'll leave the spamming for Facebook. hahaha. 

Mini Photo Spam

SPLURT <3

Miss Elegant being elegant, even in candids. ;)

splurt models of 2014.
Pretty ass girls all over.

Alex. 17.
Member of opposite gender.
One should note that this is the tallest member of this species i've seen so far.
docile. approchable.
(ALEX WHY YOU SO TALL)

Audrey, Char-ngoc and Stephanie. <3

updated Sixist picture. <3
(we ended up doing our sixist cheer on stage. Geez, kudos to us for still being able to remember it)

Abigail, Munnyi, Sophia.
Members of Splurt, amazingly cool people.
Abi's is the most respectable shit ever. 

JiaJun and Sathia spending some quality time in class. 

MARK.
Damn son. I miss dancing with you. Your energy is amazing and i'm so lucky to have met someone who's able to party through the jive, pop it to the disco, and yet still be amazing. We've crashed the hip hop class and like showed them who's boss.
(lesbihonest here, they are :P )
your voice is amazing and never let anyone tell you you can't do partition and get into NRA.

(and jolene, i love you baby, don't keep sending me pictures of spiders) 

RYAN.
Hello dance partner. hahaha i'm sorry i was so awkward every time we danced.
Dancing together with you was pretty awesome cuz you know the steps almost all the time, and i know you won't spin me around too much. You and Ke Wei seem to only have two partners, Sheryl and I.
 I'm joking. But thank you for all the dances. :)
hope to see you around soon. 

JOEL. 17.
Member of opposite gender.
Obsessed with frogs and other amphibians.
nice and talented dude.
(We named the frog after our class. #classspirit )

Teacher told us to list out our three most important things in our lives. 

DANCESPORT.
Had so much fun learning 5 dances with you guys.
I guess we finally found out who's Melvin, eh? ;)

Sheila, my beloved Swifty, And Joel.

SIXIST STEAMBOAT OUTING.
(we gotta go again guys. we have to. )

SIXIST BBQ. Also, our first anniversary.
( Also known as the day i drowned Clyde's phone. welp. ) 

Syairah "gohgoh//bobo" goh. Jeremy "jeremiley" Wei Chern. 

CLYDE. 17. member of opposite gender.
geez. i miss jamming with you.
I'm sorry for drowning your phone that one time. don't ever let me near any of your electronic devices ever again.
You're a wonderful amazing person who has a knack for making people feel really comfortable around you
(in the best way possible)

Im sorry for making you stay with me all those times i was editing and feeling lonely. sometimes i forget you're staying all the way on the other side of the country hahahaha. You're a dude with many hidden talents, like on first sight i didn't know business boys could play guitar and take amazing photos. (holy balls. You talented piece of shit) 
Hopefully in years to come i'll still have the wonderful opportunity to edit weird ass things with you again.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavours and hope that you won't break your ankle whilst being over zealous during badminton. ;)

(taken on the day of his presentation, not mine. that's why i look like shit next to him. #justsayin'. But then again, i always look like shit. hahahaha. )

JOEL. 

Sammyyyy
<3

 His guitar makes mine look like crap.

So that's that. I've said goodbye to my first families, and i'm gonna say hello to a whole new one soon. Y'all guys have introduced me to the world of shipping real people, boys, good food, getting fat and most importantly, boys. (Apparently it's inappropriate to talk about your monthly friend in front of guys. Who knew?! )

I just hope i haven't changed too much, and i hope i won't change too much. Like i don't want to change so much that i end up being someone Past audrey would despise. i want to be able to grow as a person and to never change so much people can't recognise me.

Lesbihonest here, it's not a goodbye. It's a "see you later". NPP has opened doors for me, and made me feel so welcomed, loved and accepted. To be honest i'm not really ready for the new kids to come in, but knowing that i've had a head start makes it feel a little better. i'm afraid of what the future might bring, but hey. C'est La Vie. such is life. We gotta take shit as it comes, right? :)

BRING IT ON SUCKA.

Best wishes,
Audrey. <3

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